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sjotter:

gerbthenerd:

sjotter:

Just because I’m a gay man doesn’t mean I wouldn’t die for lesbians if u don’t fight for the gals then ur a weak cowards. This goes DOUBLE for trans lesbians they’re stronger than any us marine

As a lesbian, I appreciate your kind words, sir, and offer to do the same for gay men in any time of need. This solidarity is wonderful

I will kill anyone who crosses u

thegayestflutist:

binkybornz:

xmenxpert:

xmenxpert:

Flat Bigfoot Theory: They’ve never caught him on camera because he turns 90 degrees and becomes too thin to see. 

Flat Earth Theory is OUT, Flat Bigfoot Theory is IN

This is the THE hottest take I’ve ever heard

@shadowsoundeffects13

small-summer-child:

1980vibes:

PLOT TWIST: you are your crush’s crush.

Unrealistic. Blocked.

swaggietae:

palette-kimtaeyeon:

Like if you save  (*゚∀゚*)

I’ve to say, she’s definitely the kind of woman every man would dream of as a perfect partner. Smart, quirky, hot, beautiful and sassy - you’ll rush home everyday if Taeyeon is your wife! Repost if y'all agree!

sjotter:

gerbthenerd:

sjotter:

Just because I’m a gay man doesn’t mean I wouldn’t die for lesbians if u don’t fight for the gals then ur a weak cowards. This goes DOUBLE for trans lesbians they’re stronger than any us marine

As a lesbian, I appreciate your kind words, sir, and offer to do the same for gay men in any time of need. This solidarity is wonderful

I will kill anyone who crosses u

thuyanhnn:

© 2013 drєαm cσncєrt ⅱ.

sahdirah:

mm-imagerie:

do-you-have-a-flag:

technology related sensory memories from my childhood

  • sliding the metal cover on floppy disks
  • the slight resistance of inserting cassette and video tapes
  • ripping off the strips of holed paper off of dot matrix printer paper 
  • rolling the wheel on a disposable camera to take another photo

The heaviness and rubber texture of the roller ball in a computer mouse, and the little ring of lint

Unkinking the curly cord of a telephone while you talked

The -peww sound and slowly fading image of a crt monitor turning off, and then running your finger through the static on the dusty glass

The crunch of opening or closing a plastic Disney vhs cover

The sound effects in kidpix

Extending and collapsing metal antennas and using them as magic wands

…God, it is so weird these things aren’t around any more. Cause it’s true, the sensations are so distinct. It’s bizarre to think about missing these tiny relics.

thefingerfuckingfemalefury:

carl-jung-lean:

I love fat cats that get picked up and look kind of alarmed about it as if their magnificent girth could have prevented this sort of injustice

“HOW THEY LIFT ME WHEN I AM LORGE”

the-last-snow-elf:

sodomymcscurvylegs:

Me, at the sperm bank: Yes, can I get a venti please?

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sh1nee:
“ Hi, I’m Simi and I’ve never really done a giveaway but I’ve been wanting to do one for a while. Since it is my first time please be patient with me, I will try my best to do this as smoothly as possible. I’m really just doing this to how...

sh1nee:

Hi, I’m Simi and I’ve never really done a giveaway but I’ve been wanting to do one for a while. Since it is my first time please be patient with me, I will try my best to do this as smoothly as possible. I’m really just doing this to how appreciation to fellow shawols. The past five months have been incredibly hard and you all made it a bit more bearable. I love you all 💕

There will be one winner and they will receive the new official SHINee lightstick

Rules

  • You do not have to be following me
  • You must love all of 5HINee
  • No giveaway blogs; I will check
  • Participant must be 18 years or older (or if you’re younger you have to get parent’s permission okay)
  • I’m accepting worldwide entries
  • Must be willing to give me their name and address so I can ship their prize to them
  • 1 reblog is 1 entry; please do not reblog more than once
  • likes do not count; but you can use them to bookmark the post if you’d like

This giveaway starts today May 28, 2018 10:20pm PST and I will end it on my birthday June 11, 2018 @ 9pm PST. I will use a random generator to select a winner. Just letting you all know this giveaway is not sponsored, I will be using my own money to pay for the lightstick and shipping. Also I hope you all will please be understanding if you do not win.

GOOD LUCK EVERYONE! 😊

cartiercocaine:

wнαт тнe ғυcĸ ιѕ тнιѕ?

greatestmc:

mioko-san:

setheverman:

what’s the mood… for april?

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artist: 이짜님

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ywywyeyeyeyeye:

asoftwrongness:

It’s okay that you’re not who you thought you would be

wow this is one of the softest things I have read on here.

cetawaygar:

I’m stupid and bi and it’s all u need to know about me

I don’t think I have ever picked up a pair of tongs without clicking them together a couple of times.

some-loser-called-jab:

genquerdeer:

cillaid:

Gotta make sure they work

channel your inner crab

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